snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(Source: returnofthemagi, via gnarly)

eyes-of-the-dead:

Satan laughing spreads his wings

(Source: illfuckingkillu, via justtheladyinblack)

Timestamp: 1413924225

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(via littlecatlady)

Timestamp: 1413924220